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Tribute to Voldemort


Say what?

Yeah, this is totally not what I usually post about, but Kat wanted me to write this particular parody, so what better place to put it than on my blog.

Sung to the tune Abracadabra by the Steve Miller Band

I came back, I’m here to stay
There is no one to get in my way
Tom Riddle is who I was
Death Eaters fight for my cause

Every time you say my name
I’ll find you and give you pain
Burnin’ pain, the crucio curse
I know spells that are far, far worse

Ava’ Ava’ Kedavra
I’ll take my wand out and zap ya
Ava’ Ava’ Kedavra
Avada Kedavra

I get around cause I can fly
I’ll find you and make you cry
If you think you can get away
Imperio curse will make you stay

Ava’ Ava’ Kedavra
I’ll take my wand out and zap ya
Ava’ Ava’ Kedavra
Avada Kedavra

I’ve got no nose, it’s hard to breathe
It’s really painful when I sneeze
These horcruxes have torn me apart
That goes along with my black heart

Pure blood magic is the way to go
Muggle born should be killed you know
No matter how much they will fight
I will be here to make things right

Ava’ Ava’ Kedavra
I’ll take my wand out and zap ya
Ava’ Ava’ Kedavra
Avada Kedavra

Harry Potter is a big pain
I get mad when I hear his name
He will be found, it’s my greatest desire
I’ll kill him off with a big ball of fire

Time is up, we’ll find Harry
Potter’s killing is my destiny
Time is up, we’ll find Harry
Potter’s killing is my destiny
Time is up, we’ll find Harry
Potter’s killing is my destiny

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